Tuesday, June 23, 2009
A Personal Message From Lead Attorney Billy Shears
Welcome to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Attorneys at Law. If you're looking for a representative to help you out with your divorce settlement, personal liability, fake Paul is Dead hoaxes or any other number of legal actions, we are the firm for you.
But how can we trust you, you ask?
Well, I am the one and only Billy Shears, and let me tell you right now that we are a firm for the white collar and blue collar. Lend us your ears and we'll sing you many tunes of getting our clients more money than they've ever seen. We believe that everyone has the right to legal action, and we have to believe that in this world things are getting better all the time. But there are still those areas that need a little fixing. That's where we come in. Fixing those holes.
All of our employees, with the exception of Ringo Starr, CPA, hold legal degrees and will help you to the best of your abilities. Ringo kind of tags along. He's decent at his job, but I wouldn't say he's the best by any means. But if there are any tax questions he is more than adequate.
So thank you for putting your trust in us. We hope to provide you with the best support.
We'd like to thank you once again,
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Attorneys At Law